<![CDATA[Faldon Forums - Nonsense Trio... Attempt at Season #2]]> 2005-03-01T15:11:43Z PunBB https://www.faldon.org/topic/174/ <![CDATA[Re: Nonsense Trio... Attempt at Season #2]]> I think they make perfect sense

]]> https://www.faldon.org/user/70/ 2005-03-01T15:11:43Z https://www.faldon.org/post/39466/#p39466 <![CDATA[Re: Nonsense Trio... Attempt at Season #2]]> Jill: Ras, Hon, I am not having your Baby... My Doctor says it was extra weight from the Holidays..
Fireborn: What Holiday is that Jill?
Jill: Shut up Fire.
Ras: No really Jill, what Holiday? since when do you celibrate any Holidays?
Lokken: Cept national Slut day... HAHAHA I crack myself up.. get it cuz she is a slut...
Agilityman: Man Lokken... shut the fuck up before I smack you dick weed....
Jill: FINE! The doctor said Semen is high in Calories...
Fireborn: THAT explains your sudden weight gain.. You have been sucking more dick recently...
*Everyone in the room seems to think back and looks satisfied...*
Fireborn: You do, do great work Jill..
Jill: Thank You, its a great skill of mine..
Lokken: You can say that again...
Jill: Fuck off Lokken, I would never touch your Fugly ass...
Lokken: What about that one time I payed you $200.. You had me close my eyes and then you gave my a Blow Job...
Scott: Ewww jill thats even a new low for you...
Jill: Fuck that Lokken... You think I would give you a blow job... while you had your eyes closed I payed a Homeless guy $10 to give you a blow Job....
Agilityman: O fuck man... BURN!
Lokken: SHUT UP AGILITYMAN!!! I FUCKED YOUR MOM FOUR YEARS AGO!!! I am your Brothers FATHER!
Fireborn: O hell no Lokken.... You couldnt just shut up could you...
Agilityman: That is it Lokken.. Me.. You.... We are Fighting!
*Agilityman punches Lokken in the face*
Lokken: O hell no.. You just started something you wont be finishing....
*Lokken takes a swing and loses his footing falling onto the ground*
*Agilityman kicks Lokken in the side of the head knocking him out*
Agilityman: What a fucking ass...
Fireborn: Got that shit on tape...
Scott: Lets stick a fudge sickle up his ass..
Aerius: Shit man.. Thats a good idea...
*Fireborn pulls down Lokken's pants*
*Aerius grabs a Fudge sickle and hands it to Scott*
*Scott Jams the Fudge sickle up Lokken's Ass*
Aerius: Thats gotta be cold...
Anouncer Dude: Hey a fudge sickle!.. Thats a nice Fudge Sickle Holder!!!
*Anouncer Dude takes the Fudge Sickle out of Lokken's Ass, and begins to lick it*
Anouncer Dude: mmm.. Wow this is good....
Scott: O shit man.. That is sick...
Ras: O god.. that is almost worse than when I saw Jill's sister give that horse a blow job 2 years ago...
Fireborn: O hell no... Fuck that man! Get the Hell out of here...
Jay: I dont know.. That wasnt that sick... I beat off to sicker things that that...
Fireborn: Jill its time for your ummm Daily rounds you know...
*Everyone unzips and takes off there pants, Jay continues to beat off, Lokken stumbles to his knees, then begins fingering his ass for he knows he wont get anything from Jill*
*Jill begins giving Fireborn head, Agilityman fucks her up the ass, Jill gives Ras and Scott a hand job, and Jay and  Aerius beat off on to her chest..*
*Lokken continues to finger his ass*
*Anouncer Dude stands outside watching and taping the entire thing*
Anouncer Dude: Shit man.. This is like a Low Budget Porno film.. Hell yeah I am going to make a lot of money...

]]> https://www.faldon.org/user/19/ 2003-07-23T05:13:18Z https://www.faldon.org/post/1672/#p1672 <![CDATA[Re: Nonsense Trio... Attempt at Season #2]]> Maybe if the bastard gets a few of his facts straight...

]]> https://www.faldon.org/user/26/ 2003-07-23T04:19:28Z https://www.faldon.org/post/1671/#p1671 <![CDATA[Re: Nonsense Trio... Attempt at Season #2]]> is there a pulitzer in Fireborn's future?

]]> https://www.faldon.org/user/11/ 2003-07-22T17:58:04Z https://www.faldon.org/post/1659/#p1659 <![CDATA[Re: Nonsense Trio... Attempt at Season #2]]> *2 Months later*

Jill: Ras, i hate to tell you *sniffle* i am Preagnant...
Ras: O fuck that, I know your slut ass has been with 20 or 30 men.. just that night... It can't be mine...
Jill: I think it is, for the fact the other men fucked me up the ass, shot it on my naked body or in my mouth...
Ras: O fuck that, it ain't mine bitch...
Lokken: Maybe its mine...
*Entire Room bursts into laughter*
Fireborn: Come on Lokken... Even if Jill would fuck you.. We all know your Olympic team doesn't swim, from all the shots you take in the nuts...
Lokken: What are you trying to say?
Agilityman: You idiot, he is saying your Soldiers dont march...
Lokken: Huh?
Scott: Come on, you know.. you are shooting blanks, you can't sew the seeds of fertility if you forget the shovel.. and the seed..
Lokken: I dont follow?
Scott: You idiot, you are sterile!
Lokken: *sniffle* no i'm not...
Fireborn: Anyways fuck your problems, i have one of my own... Someone stole my beer..
Jay: O fuck that, dont you look at me... Agilityman drunk my beer look at him.
Agilityman: Hey now wasnt me!! It was Jill.. You know how Jill likes to shove things like that into her..........
Jill: DO NOT even say it Agilityman... and yes fire I took your beer... My Baby wanted it..
Agilityman: Ermmm Jill.... did you give it to him bottle and all or something cuz I see no empty beer bottles around...
Jill: None of your Business!
Fireborn: O hell no! No one steals my beer..
*Agilityman holds Jill down while Fireborn digs in deep and grabs his beer.*
*Fireborn finishes the beer*
Fireborn: Now that is one good beer, the added flavor is nice also...
Anouncer Dude: Now that is NuTs!
Fireborn: O hell no who invited you..
Aerius: Who do you think... It was Lokken...
Anouncer Dude: And that is all for now folks.... Tune in Later for when Fireborn gets bored again..... Now can I try that New Flavored beer?? Please?? Can I atleast stick my head into Jill's ........
*Jill smacks Anouncer Dude, then kicks him in the nuts.*

]]> https://www.faldon.org/user/19/ 2003-07-22T07:44:41Z https://www.faldon.org/post/1653/#p1653 <![CDATA[Re: Nonsense Trio... Attempt at Season #2]]> Less sex between me and Rassy and more between me and Scotty please. Black cocks scare me...

]]> https://www.faldon.org/user/26/ 2003-07-09T23:27:02Z https://www.faldon.org/post/1067/#p1067 <![CDATA[Re: Nonsense Trio... Attempt at Season #2]]> Can you hear them!?!?!?... Oh... wait, no it's just PrairieDawg... Uh... Nevermind then....
Hooray nonsense trio!

]]> https://www.faldon.org/user/16/ 2003-07-09T15:44:55Z https://www.faldon.org/post/1038/#p1038 <![CDATA[Re: Nonsense Trio... Attempt at Season #2]]> /laugh
/clap

very good, more, more...

]]> https://www.faldon.org/user/11/ 2003-07-09T15:41:23Z https://www.faldon.org/post/1035/#p1035 <![CDATA[Re: Nonsense Trio... Attempt at Season #2]]> The public is pleading for more! Can't you hear them!? Oh no.. those are the voices in my head.. (Which I do not actually claim to have mind you) "more! more!"... Damn... there they go again...

]]> https://www.faldon.org/user/16/ 2003-07-09T05:09:24Z https://www.faldon.org/post/1022/#p1022 <![CDATA[Re: Nonsense Trio... Attempt at Season #2]]> Yep i would have to agree

]]> https://www.faldon.org/user/19/ 2003-07-09T04:46:31Z https://www.faldon.org/post/1019/#p1019 <![CDATA[Re: Nonsense Trio... Attempt at Season #2]]> Of course it was... I've said it before and I'll say it again... The Nonsense Trio is and was the greatest thing to ever happen to Faldon or anything pertaining to it as well....

]]> https://www.faldon.org/user/16/ 2003-07-09T04:43:51Z https://www.faldon.org/post/1016/#p1016 <![CDATA[Re: Nonsense Trio... Attempt at Season #2]]> The Amazing Nonsense Trio..... *Rated MA* for the stupidity........Not Spam.......   (Goto page 1, 2, 3, ... , 12) |178 posts| Fireborn |1274 views| last post made on 2003-03-10 19:06
by Fireborn

Wow that was a popular forum, I think the most popular on that old board.. Infact interesting fact was it started on General Discussion, and Spectre moved it to Trash Heap for me...

Also please post your reviews of this current one I want to know what you think.. and what you think should be done different... more or less chars/making fun of Catbert and Dark Falcon(=p jk), more sexual encounters between Jill and Ras... ect..

]]> https://www.faldon.org/user/19/ 2003-07-09T04:39:57Z https://www.faldon.org/post/1015/#p1015 <![CDATA[Nonsense Trio... Attempt at Season #2]]> *Fireborn enters the old shack that he left 2 years ago*
*Jay is in the corner jacking off to a Sears Catalog*
*Lokken is passed out on the floor from 1 wine cooler.*
*Agilityman enters with a pizza*
*Jill and Ras are having sex, because they fought so much they found out they loved each other.*
*Scott and Aerius were drawing up plans to take over the world*

Fireborn: O man, Jill... Ras... What the fuck are you doing?
Jill: O god yeah.. uhh.... ..... ummm Ras and I like each other now.
Ras: Fuck no i don't like you, i just wanted some ass..
Jill:What!?!.. O well fair enough..
*Jill and Ras continue*

Scott: Aerius, I think I know how we eliminate China now, it starts in Australia.. We kidnap 500 Kangaroos, Train them in Martial Arts and ship them to China.. We will take them from the East and South.
Aerius: Yeah good plan... my Uncle Ted owns a Kangaroo farm in Australia also..
Scott: Hell yeah! High Five!

*Lokken wakes up*
Lokken: Hell yeah pizza is here! Give me a piece.
Agilityman fuck no man.. You didnt pay for it, its Jays and mine...
Lokken: Fuck you i am going back to sleep.
*Lokken falls back to sleep*
*Jay and Agilityman eat the pizza and Jay continues to jack off at the same time, Jay splooges all over the last piece of pizza.*
Agilityman: O fucking shit man... Im not eating that piece, its all over it..
Jay: Shit man.. im sorry about that.. I guess just throw it away..
Agilityman: I ahve a better Idea....
*Agilityman wakes Lokken up*
Agilityman: Hey Lokken I have a piece of Pizza for you.. I felt kinda bad for not letting you have a piece...
Lokken: O shit man thank you.
*Lokken eats the last piece of pizza*
Lokken: mmm Damn that good... A new topping?? it was a great added taste.. It seems like I have tasted it before...

]]> https://www.faldon.org/user/19/ 2003-07-09T04:25:00Z https://www.faldon.org/post/1013/#p1013