<![CDATA[Faldon Forums - limericks]]> 2005-01-08T22:49:25Z PunBB https://www.faldon.org/topic/2843/ <![CDATA[Re: limericks]]>

There once was a man from Bel Aire
Who fucking his girl on the stair...
But the banister broke
So he tripled his stroke
And finished her off in mid air.

Very funny  big_smile

]]> https://www.faldon.org/user/1209/ 2005-01-08T22:49:25Z https://www.faldon.org/post/37638/#p37638 <![CDATA[Re: limericks]]> Ra~

]]> https://www.faldon.org/user/1152/ 2005-01-06T10:32:04Z https://www.faldon.org/post/37545/#p37545 <![CDATA[Re: limericks]]> there once was a security guard
who had some troubles keeping it hard
he jerked it off nightly
and squeezed it tightly
while looking at his identification card

]]> https://www.faldon.org/user/932/ 2005-01-05T20:54:49Z https://www.faldon.org/post/37500/#p37500 <![CDATA[Re: limericks]]> There once was a man from Bel Aire
Who fucking his girl on the stair...
But the banister broke
So he tripled his stroke
And finished her off in mid air.

]]> https://www.faldon.org/user/19/ 2005-01-05T18:46:34Z https://www.faldon.org/post/37499/#p37499 <![CDATA[Re: limericks]]> please stick to true limerick form

]]> https://www.faldon.org/user/11/ 2005-01-05T06:23:33Z https://www.faldon.org/post/37486/#p37486 <![CDATA[Re: limericks]]> there once was a man from Peru
who had a lot of growing up to do,
he'd ring a doorbell,
then run like hell,
until the owner shot him with a-22


there was a farting contest coming to town
and people came from miles around
the first fart was extremely loud
the second fart pleased the crowd
the third fart, the judges cried
he shit his pants, he's disqualified!

]]> https://www.faldon.org/user/932/ 2005-01-05T05:54:17Z https://www.faldon.org/post/37483/#p37483 <![CDATA[Re: limericks]]> oh yeah, and....

There once was a man from Boston,
Who drove around in an Austin,
He had room for his ass,
And a gallon of gas,
But his balls dragged out so he lost 'em!!

]]> https://www.faldon.org/user/11/ 2004-12-31T04:16:35Z https://www.faldon.org/post/37311/#p37311 <![CDATA[Re: limericks]]> There once was a man from Smallgrass,
Whose balls were made out of brass,
When he rubbed them together,
He made stormy weather,
And lightning shot out of his ass!

]]> https://www.faldon.org/user/11/ 2004-12-31T04:15:06Z https://www.faldon.org/post/37310/#p37310 <![CDATA[limericks]]> There once was a man from Nantucket, (a)
Who kept all of his cash in a bucket, (a)
But his daughter, named Nan, (b)
Ran away with a man, (b)
And as for the bucket, Nantucket. (a)

But he followed the pair to Pawtucket,
The man and the girl with the bucket;
And he said to the man,
He was welcome to Nan,
But as for the bucket, Pawtucket.

Then the pair followed Pa to Manhasset,
Where he still held the cash as an asset,
But Nan and the man
Stole the money and ran,
And as for the bucket, Manhasset.

Of this story we hear from Nantucket,
About the mysterious loss of a bucket,
We are sorry for Nan,
As well as the man-
The cash and the bucket, Pawtucket.

There now is a man from Nantucket,
Who used to have cash in a bucket;
Today, sad but true,
He hasn't a sou,
Since the man who ran off with Nantucket.

]]> https://www.faldon.org/user/421/ 2004-12-30T23:30:30Z https://www.faldon.org/post/37303/#p37303