I accidently left my ravaged bloody corpse in a garbage bag on the other side. *GIGGLES*  :oops:

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: No one knows because everyone makes up their own damn answer to this joke.

Those are just stupid....

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: No one knows because everyone makes up their own damn answer to this joke.

die irl imo kthxbye

You may have heard these before, but they're still whoopage...

Q: How long does it take for a black girl to take a shit?
A: 9 months

Q: What's the smallest organ in a sheep's body?
A: A New Zealander's dick

Q: What does a 70 year old lady have between her tits that a 20 year old doesn't?
A: Her belly-button.

Q: What is so good about the Afghanistan Air Force?
A: You don't have to teach the pilots how to land.

Q: What's wrong with a car with 3 black people going off a cliff?
A: It could fit 6 black people.

Q: How do you fit 1000 jews into a car.
A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and the rest in the ash-tray.

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A black guy walks into a bar with 1 shoe.

The bartender says, "Hey mate, you lose a shoe?"

The black guy replies, "Nope, I found one"

Racism! Its cool, kids!

So they push back!

Q: How long does it take for a black girl to take a shit?
A: 9 months

Q: What's the smallest organ in a sheep's body?
A: A New Zealander's dick

Q: What does a 70 year old lady have between her tits that a 20 year old doesn't?
A: Her belly-button.

Q: What is so good about the Afghanistan Air Force?
A: You don't have to teach the pilots how to land.

Q: What's wrong with a car with 3 black people going off a cliff?
A: It could fit 6 black people.

Q: How do you fit 1000 jews into a car.
A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and the rest in the ash-tray.

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A black guy walks into a bar with 1 shoe.

The bartender says, "Hey mate, you lose a shoe?"

The black guy replies, "Nope, I found one"

-The grass tickles their balls

Q: What is blue and sits in the corner?
A: A baby tied up in a trash bag.

Q: What is green and sits in the corner?
A: The same baby a week later. :twisted:

here's another...

A man walks into a bar with an alligator under his arm.

The bartender says "Hey!  You can't bring that alligator into the bar!"

The man replies "No it's ok, really, this alligator wouldn't harm a fly!  Here, lemme show you!"

The man puts the alligator on the bar and opens the alligator's mouth and opens up his fly and whips his dick out and puts it into the alligator's mouth then closes the alligator's mouth on it and then proceeds to beat the alligator on the back of the head with a stick.

Then he opens up the alligator's mouth and everything is intact.

He says "See?  What did I tell you?  By the way, would anyone else here like to try that?"

A little old lady over in a corner of the bar says "Sure, I'd like to try that, just don't go beating my on the back of the head with that stick!"

A bear suddenly found himself needing to take a crap. He found a spot to relieve himself, and as he was, he saw a rabbit also relieving himself.
The bear turns to the rabbit and says, "Do you have a problem with shit clinging to your fur?"
Startled, the rabbit replies no.
The bear says "good", picks up the rabbit and uses him to wipe his ass.