<![CDATA[Faldon Forums - How to Fix a Broken Faldon]]> 2006-11-03T04:22:15Z PunBB https://www.faldon.org/topic/4163/ <![CDATA[Re: How to Fix a Broken Faldon]]>

To fix a broken Faldon player:
1: Pull away from computer.
2: Get him a girlfriend.

That's what I did and I haven't played Faldon for a long ass time.

They still make blow-up dolls? Wow.

(8000th post in the trash heap goes to Oman. Yay.)

Synthetic rubber, too. Supposed to be more realistic, but I think you could get the same effect by cutting a hole in the ass-end of a rubber duck.

]]> https://www.faldon.org/user/849/ 2006-11-03T04:22:15Z https://www.faldon.org/post/57272/#p57272 <![CDATA[Re: How to Fix a Broken Faldon]]>

To fix a broken Faldon player:
1: Pull away from computer.
2: Get him a girlfriend.

That's what I did and I haven't played Faldon for a long ass time.

They still make blow-up dolls? Wow.

(8000th post in the trash heap goes to Oman. Yay.)

]]> https://www.faldon.org/user/833/ 2006-11-03T03:33:40Z https://www.faldon.org/post/57269/#p57269 <![CDATA[Re: How to Fix a Broken Faldon]]> To fix a broken Faldon player:
1: Pull away from computer.
2: Get him a girlfriend.

That's what I did and I haven't played Faldon for a long ass time.

]]> https://www.faldon.org/user/2326/ 2006-11-03T03:10:38Z https://www.faldon.org/post/57253/#p57253 <![CDATA[Re: How to Fix a Broken Faldon]]> /agree

]]> https://www.faldon.org/user/11/ 2006-10-29T07:28:05Z https://www.faldon.org/post/57187/#p57187 <![CDATA[How to Fix a Broken Faldon]]> To fix a broken Faldon:

1) Locate server.
2) Locate power outlet.
3) Pull plug.

]]> https://www.faldon.org/user/849/ 2006-10-28T01:37:49Z https://www.faldon.org/post/57180/#p57180