And I clicked on this:
www.whocutthecheez.com/Jokes/archive/080301.htm

http://www.rpi.edu/~kuurem/republican.html

     -You've named your kids "Deduction one" and "Deduction two"

     -You've tried to argue that poverty could be abolished if people were just allowed to keep more of their minimum
      wage.

     -You've ever referred to someone as "my (insert racial or ethnic minority here) friend"

     -You've ever tried to prove Jesus was a capitalist and opposed to welfare.

     -You're a pro-lifer, but support the death penalty.

     -You think Huey Newton is a cookie.

     -The only union you support is the Baseball Players, because heck, they're richer than you.

     -You think you might remember laughing once as a kid.

     -You once broke loose at a party and removed your neck tie.

     -You call mall rent-a-cops "jack-booted thugs."

     -You've ever referred to the moral fiber of something.

     -You've ever uttered the phrase, "Why don't we just bomb the sons of bitches."

     -You've ever said, "I can't wait to get into business school."

     -You've ever called a secretary or waitress "Tootsie."

     -You answer to "The Man."

     -You don't think "The Simpsons" is all that funny, but you watch it because that Flanders fellow makes a lot of
      sense.

     -You fax the FBI a list of "Commies in my Neighborhood."

     -You don't let your kids watch Sesame Street because you accuse Bert and Ernie of "sexual deviance."

     -You scream "Dit-dit-ditto" while making love.

     -You've argued that art has a "moral foundation set in Western values."

     -When people say "Marx," you think "Groucho."

     -You've ever yelled, "Hey hippie, get a haircut."

     -You think Birkenstock was that radical rock concert in 1969.

     -You argue that you need 300 handguns, in case a bear ever attacks your home.

     -Vietnam makes a lot of sense to you.

     -You point to Hootie and the Blowfish as evidence of the end of racism in America.

     -You've ever said civil liberties, schmivil schmiberties.

     -You've ever said "Clean air? Looks clean to me."

     -You've ever called education a luxury.

     -You look down through a glass ceiling and chuckle.

     -You wonder if donations to the Pentagon are tax-deductable.

     -You came of age in the '60s and don't remember Bob Dylan.

     -You own a vehicle with an "Ollie North: American Hero" sticker.

     -You're afraid of the liberal media."

     -You ever based an argument on the phrase, "Well, tradition dictates..."

     -You ever told a child that Oscar the Grouch "lives in a trash can because he is lazy and doesn't want to contribute
      to society."

     -You've ever urged someone to pull themselves up by their bootstraps, when they don't even have shoes.

     -You confuse Lenin with Lennon.