<![CDATA[Faldon Forums - limericks]]> https://www.faldon.org/topic/2843/ Sat, 08 Jan 2005 22:49:25 +0000 PunBB <![CDATA[Re: limericks]]> https://www.faldon.org/post/37638/#p37638

There once was a man from Bel Aire
Who fucking his girl on the stair...
But the banister broke
So he tripled his stroke
And finished her off in mid air.

Very funny  big_smile

]]> Sat, 08 Jan 2005 22:49:25 +0000 https://www.faldon.org/post/37638/#p37638 <![CDATA[Re: limericks]]> https://www.faldon.org/post/37545/#p37545 Ra~

]]> Thu, 06 Jan 2005 10:32:04 +0000 https://www.faldon.org/post/37545/#p37545 <![CDATA[Re: limericks]]> https://www.faldon.org/post/37500/#p37500 there once was a security guard
who had some troubles keeping it hard
he jerked it off nightly
and squeezed it tightly
while looking at his identification card

]]> Wed, 05 Jan 2005 20:54:49 +0000 https://www.faldon.org/post/37500/#p37500 <![CDATA[Re: limericks]]> https://www.faldon.org/post/37499/#p37499 There once was a man from Bel Aire
Who fucking his girl on the stair...
But the banister broke
So he tripled his stroke
And finished her off in mid air.

]]> Wed, 05 Jan 2005 18:46:34 +0000 https://www.faldon.org/post/37499/#p37499 <![CDATA[Re: limericks]]> https://www.faldon.org/post/37486/#p37486 please stick to true limerick form

]]> Wed, 05 Jan 2005 06:23:33 +0000 https://www.faldon.org/post/37486/#p37486 <![CDATA[Re: limericks]]> https://www.faldon.org/post/37483/#p37483 there once was a man from Peru
who had a lot of growing up to do,
he'd ring a doorbell,
then run like hell,
until the owner shot him with a-22


there was a farting contest coming to town
and people came from miles around
the first fart was extremely loud
the second fart pleased the crowd
the third fart, the judges cried
he shit his pants, he's disqualified!

]]> Wed, 05 Jan 2005 05:54:17 +0000 https://www.faldon.org/post/37483/#p37483 <![CDATA[Re: limericks]]> https://www.faldon.org/post/37311/#p37311 oh yeah, and....

There once was a man from Boston,
Who drove around in an Austin,
He had room for his ass,
And a gallon of gas,
But his balls dragged out so he lost 'em!!

]]> Fri, 31 Dec 2004 04:16:35 +0000 https://www.faldon.org/post/37311/#p37311 <![CDATA[Re: limericks]]> https://www.faldon.org/post/37310/#p37310 There once was a man from Smallgrass,
Whose balls were made out of brass,
When he rubbed them together,
He made stormy weather,
And lightning shot out of his ass!

]]> Fri, 31 Dec 2004 04:15:06 +0000 https://www.faldon.org/post/37310/#p37310 <![CDATA[limericks]]> https://www.faldon.org/post/37303/#p37303 There once was a man from Nantucket, (a)
Who kept all of his cash in a bucket, (a)
But his daughter, named Nan, (b)
Ran away with a man, (b)
And as for the bucket, Nantucket. (a)

But he followed the pair to Pawtucket,
The man and the girl with the bucket;
And he said to the man,
He was welcome to Nan,
But as for the bucket, Pawtucket.

Then the pair followed Pa to Manhasset,
Where he still held the cash as an asset,
But Nan and the man
Stole the money and ran,
And as for the bucket, Manhasset.

Of this story we hear from Nantucket,
About the mysterious loss of a bucket,
We are sorry for Nan,
As well as the man-
The cash and the bucket, Pawtucket.

There now is a man from Nantucket,
Who used to have cash in a bucket;
Today, sad but true,
He hasn't a sou,
Since the man who ran off with Nantucket.

]]> Thu, 30 Dec 2004 23:30:30 +0000 https://www.faldon.org/post/37303/#p37303