<![CDATA[Faldon Forums - The world's greatest joke]]> https://www.faldon.org/topic/2958/ Tue, 26 Apr 2005 19:40:37 +0000 PunBB <![CDATA[Re: The world's greatest joke]]> https://www.faldon.org/post/43314/#p43314 Why did I cross the road?



I accidently left my ravaged bloody corpse in a garbage bag on the other side. *GIGGLES*  :oops:

]]> Tue, 26 Apr 2005 19:40:37 +0000 https://www.faldon.org/post/43314/#p43314 <![CDATA[Re: The world's greatest joke]]> https://www.faldon.org/post/43255/#p43255

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: No one knows because everyone makes up their own damn answer to this joke.

Q:what's brown and sticky?
A: A stick.

Beat that.

Those are just stupid....

]]> Sun, 24 Apr 2005 17:32:17 +0000 https://www.faldon.org/post/43255/#p43255 <![CDATA[Re: The world's greatest joke]]> https://www.faldon.org/post/39765/#p39765 what in the hell...?

]]> Wed, 09 Mar 2005 22:20:36 +0000 https://www.faldon.org/post/39765/#p39765 <![CDATA[Re: The world's greatest joke]]> https://www.faldon.org/post/39722/#p39722

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: No one knows because everyone makes up their own damn answer to this joke.

die irl imo kthxbye

]]> Tue, 08 Mar 2005 07:13:29 +0000 https://www.faldon.org/post/39722/#p39722 <![CDATA[Re: The world's greatest joke]]> https://www.faldon.org/post/39707/#p39707 Q:Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: No one knows because everyone makes up their own damn answer to this joke.

]]> Tue, 08 Mar 2005 01:14:34 +0000 https://www.faldon.org/post/39707/#p39707 <![CDATA[Re: The world's greatest joke]]> https://www.faldon.org/post/39224/#p39224 Q: What do you call the black stuff between elephant's toes?
A: Slow Natives.

]]> Fri, 18 Feb 2005 00:55:27 +0000 https://www.faldon.org/post/39224/#p39224 <![CDATA[Re: The world's greatest joke]]> https://www.faldon.org/post/39215/#p39215

You may have heard these before, but they're still whoopage...

Q: How long does it take for a black girl to take a shit?
A: 9 months

Q: What's the smallest organ in a sheep's body?
A: A New Zealander's dick

Q: What does a 70 year old lady have between her tits that a 20 year old doesn't?
A: Her belly-button.

Q: What is so good about the Afghanistan Air Force?
A: You don't have to teach the pilots how to land.

Q: What's wrong with a car with 3 black people going off a cliff?
A: It could fit 6 black people.

Q: How do you fit 1000 jews into a car.
A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and the rest in the ash-tray.

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A black guy walks into a bar with 1 shoe.

The bartender says, "Hey mate, you lose a shoe?"

The black guy replies, "Nope, I found one"

Racism! Its cool, kids!

]]> Thu, 17 Feb 2005 20:04:18 +0000 https://www.faldon.org/post/39215/#p39215 <![CDATA[Re: The world's greatest joke]]> https://www.faldon.org/post/39026/#p39026 Why do sheep herders fuck thier sheep at the edge of a cliff?

So they push back!

]]> Thu, 10 Feb 2005 00:42:10 +0000 https://www.faldon.org/post/39026/#p39026 <![CDATA[Re: The world's greatest joke]]> https://www.faldon.org/post/39024/#p39024 Q: What's the difference between JFK and Bill Clinton?
A: One was assassinated and the other had his head blown off.

]]> Thu, 10 Feb 2005 00:37:21 +0000 https://www.faldon.org/post/39024/#p39024 <![CDATA[Re: The world's greatest joke]]> https://www.faldon.org/post/39012/#p39012 You may have heard these before, but they're still whoopage...

Q: How long does it take for a black girl to take a shit?
A: 9 months

Q: What's the smallest organ in a sheep's body?
A: A New Zealander's dick

Q: What does a 70 year old lady have between her tits that a 20 year old doesn't?
A: Her belly-button.

Q: What is so good about the Afghanistan Air Force?
A: You don't have to teach the pilots how to land.

Q: What's wrong with a car with 3 black people going off a cliff?
A: It could fit 6 black people.

Q: How do you fit 1000 jews into a car.
A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and the rest in the ash-tray.

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A black guy walks into a bar with 1 shoe.

The bartender says, "Hey mate, you lose a shoe?"

The black guy replies, "Nope, I found one"

]]> Wed, 09 Feb 2005 09:04:25 +0000 https://www.faldon.org/post/39012/#p39012 <![CDATA[Re: The world's greatest joke]]> https://www.faldon.org/post/39010/#p39010 Why do dwarves laugh while playing soccer?


-The grass tickles their balls

]]> Wed, 09 Feb 2005 04:42:53 +0000 https://www.faldon.org/post/39010/#p39010 <![CDATA[Re: The world's greatest joke]]> https://www.faldon.org/post/39003/#p39003 Q:What's Black and white and red all over and makes you duck when you walk by?
A:A nun with a spear through her head.

]]> Tue, 08 Feb 2005 23:04:55 +0000 https://www.faldon.org/post/39003/#p39003 <![CDATA[Re: The world's greatest joke]]> https://www.faldon.org/post/38999/#p38999 Q: What is red and sits in the corner?
A: A baby with a razor blade.

Q: What is blue and sits in the corner?
A: A baby tied up in a trash bag.

Q: What is green and sits in the corner?
A: The same baby a week later. :twisted:

]]> Tue, 08 Feb 2005 20:23:38 +0000 https://www.faldon.org/post/38999/#p38999 <![CDATA[Re: The world's greatest joke]]> https://www.faldon.org/post/38982/#p38982 heh, an oldie but a goodie.

here's another...

A man walks into a bar with an alligator under his arm.

The bartender says "Hey!  You can't bring that alligator into the bar!"

The man replies "No it's ok, really, this alligator wouldn't harm a fly!  Here, lemme show you!"

The man puts the alligator on the bar and opens the alligator's mouth and opens up his fly and whips his dick out and puts it into the alligator's mouth then closes the alligator's mouth on it and then proceeds to beat the alligator on the back of the head with a stick.

Then he opens up the alligator's mouth and everything is intact.

He says "See?  What did I tell you?  By the way, would anyone else here like to try that?"

A little old lady over in a corner of the bar says "Sure, I'd like to try that, just don't go beating my on the back of the head with that stick!"

]]> Tue, 08 Feb 2005 01:55:53 +0000 https://www.faldon.org/post/38982/#p38982 <![CDATA[Re: The world's greatest joke]]> https://www.faldon.org/post/38978/#p38978 Lol. Damn good one.

A bear suddenly found himself needing to take a crap. He found a spot to relieve himself, and as he was, he saw a rabbit also relieving himself.
The bear turns to the rabbit and says, "Do you have a problem with shit clinging to your fur?"
Startled, the rabbit replies no.
The bear says "good", picks up the rabbit and uses him to wipe his ass.

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