<![CDATA[Faldon Forums - Husband 1.0]]> https://www.faldon.org/topic/3274/ Sun, 22 May 2005 03:12:51 +0000 PunBB <![CDATA[Re: Husband 1.0]]> https://www.faldon.org/post/44836/#p44836 I've heard the "Girlfriend to Wife upgrade" one quite a few times, this one is a first for me.

]]> Sun, 22 May 2005 03:12:51 +0000 https://www.faldon.org/post/44836/#p44836 <![CDATA[Re: Husband 1.0]]> https://www.faldon.org/post/44833/#p44833 :oops: Shhh not in front of everybody..... :oops:

]]> Sun, 22 May 2005 02:36:53 +0000 https://www.faldon.org/post/44833/#p44833 <![CDATA[Re: Husband 1.0]]> https://www.faldon.org/post/44807/#p44807

My Husband 1.0 keeps coming up with the error message
"Error 8008: Attempt to gain Unauthorised Access to an Output port"

God I love you.

]]> Sat, 21 May 2005 20:19:54 +0000 https://www.faldon.org/post/44807/#p44807 <![CDATA[Re: Husband 1.0]]> https://www.faldon.org/post/44794/#p44794 Dude, that's hilarious!

]]> Sat, 21 May 2005 18:59:05 +0000 https://www.faldon.org/post/44794/#p44794 <![CDATA[Re: Husband 1.0]]> https://www.faldon.org/post/44779/#p44779 I've seen this before  :cry:

]]> Sat, 21 May 2005 16:56:36 +0000 https://www.faldon.org/post/44779/#p44779 <![CDATA[Re: Husband 1.0]]> https://www.faldon.org/post/44777/#p44777 My Husband 1.0 keeps coming up with the error message
"Error 8008: Attempt to gain Unauthorised Access to an Output port"

]]> Sat, 21 May 2005 15:49:36 +0000 https://www.faldon.org/post/44777/#p44777 <![CDATA[Husband 1.0]]> https://www.faldon.org/post/44768/#p44768 as viewed on the VN Guin board...

Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NHL 4.3, MLB 3.0, and NBA 3.6. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, to no avail.

What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate

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Dear Desperate:

First, keep in mind that Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Try to enter the command: "C:/ITHOUGHTYOULOVEDME" to download Tears 6.2, which should automatically install Guilt 3.0. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. Remember, though, that overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create Snoring Loudly 10.8. Whatever you do: DO NOT install Mother-in- Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck,
Tech Support




ps - Fireborn to PL me on Galahad!!!

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