<![CDATA[Faldon Forums - How to Fix a Broken Faldon]]> https://www.faldon.org/topic/4163/ Fri, 03 Nov 2006 04:22:15 +0000 PunBB <![CDATA[Re: How to Fix a Broken Faldon]]> https://www.faldon.org/post/57272/#p57272

To fix a broken Faldon player:
1: Pull away from computer.
2: Get him a girlfriend.

That's what I did and I haven't played Faldon for a long ass time.

They still make blow-up dolls? Wow.

(8000th post in the trash heap goes to Oman. Yay.)

Synthetic rubber, too. Supposed to be more realistic, but I think you could get the same effect by cutting a hole in the ass-end of a rubber duck.

]]> Fri, 03 Nov 2006 04:22:15 +0000 https://www.faldon.org/post/57272/#p57272 <![CDATA[Re: How to Fix a Broken Faldon]]> https://www.faldon.org/post/57269/#p57269

To fix a broken Faldon player:
1: Pull away from computer.
2: Get him a girlfriend.

That's what I did and I haven't played Faldon for a long ass time.

They still make blow-up dolls? Wow.

(8000th post in the trash heap goes to Oman. Yay.)

]]> Fri, 03 Nov 2006 03:33:40 +0000 https://www.faldon.org/post/57269/#p57269 <![CDATA[Re: How to Fix a Broken Faldon]]> https://www.faldon.org/post/57253/#p57253 To fix a broken Faldon player:
1: Pull away from computer.
2: Get him a girlfriend.

That's what I did and I haven't played Faldon for a long ass time.

]]> Fri, 03 Nov 2006 03:10:38 +0000 https://www.faldon.org/post/57253/#p57253 <![CDATA[Re: How to Fix a Broken Faldon]]> https://www.faldon.org/post/57187/#p57187 /agree

]]> Sun, 29 Oct 2006 07:28:05 +0000 https://www.faldon.org/post/57187/#p57187 <![CDATA[How to Fix a Broken Faldon]]> https://www.faldon.org/post/57180/#p57180 To fix a broken Faldon:

1) Locate server.
2) Locate power outlet.
3) Pull plug.

]]> Sat, 28 Oct 2006 01:37:49 +0000 https://www.faldon.org/post/57180/#p57180