.:Code to the language of Glockenpoo:.
1. Flip the word
2. Add h's after d's, k's, t's (still pronounced normally)
3. Change f's to ph's
4. Change s to ps when at the beginning of a word.
5. Change i's to y's.
6. Change b's to v's.

5. Add and change some vowels

Therefore, "You are a dirty bastard" changes to "Uoya erae u yethrydha dherathsava." (Pronounced "Oo-oy-ah er-eye oo ye-ter-ida der-ats-ava."

And, yes, I did come up with this myself, and have become rather adept at translating normal English to it.

Translates to:
"Hello all you stupid [ ]! I just thought that you would like my [ ] [ ]. I hope you like me!"

Translates to:
"You know what I said."

... I think. Oh. And he's located in your ass.

His language seems to be made up of reversed pseudo-phonetically spelled words, often beginning or ending with an unnecessary letter.

Zerodyme Kyupura [ 1 Post ]