Try the player guide, but its a bit outdated.

http://www.geocities.com/whoblitzell/player_guide.html

Don't feed him lies. Prick.

http://www.geocities.com/whoblitzell/player_guide.html

no, step one: kill yourself indicates that the first step is to kill yourself, doesnt say how
and step two: the end indicates you should be dead. and if youre not, you should probably
repeat step one, ill put it in a better way

Public Function Play_Faldon(ByRef You As PersonPlayingFaldon) As Boolean
Dim Dead As PersonPlayingFaldon 'A blank person variable
Do Until You = Dead
     If Kill_Yourself(You, ShootSelfInStomach) = False Then
           If Kill_Yourself(You, ShootSelfInHead) = False Then 
                Goto IfAllElseFails
           Else
                You = Dead
           End of    
           Else
           You = Dead
     End If
Loop
Exit Function

IfAllElseFails:
'Fuckit, you played faldon so we should kill you anyway.
    You = Dead
End Function

wrong!!! its        Else
                You = Dead
           End OF        not if ! u silly p00

how can they're be a step 2 then?

If you kill yourself, you have to wait for the end.;)

How do i play the game Faldon?

Step one - Kill yourself.

Step two - The end.