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Topic: They're after me

While reading a magazine today, I came across an advertisement for "Tilex". The adertisment showed a coffin in a hole, with the words "Mold" in bold letters on it. I became saddened.

Then I found this . . .

http://www.mold-kill.com/

Poor me.

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Re: They're after me

Run Moldman!, Run before they find you!!

"We are a mass of seething fury, elected as your judge and jury. You stand accused of murder, vanity, and evil crimes against humanity."-Andy Martin

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I hope nobody reads the section "How to kill mold".

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According to this website you are all over everybody's house big_smile So they cahnces they will kill you are slim. big_smile

"We are a mass of seething fury, elected as your judge and jury. You stand accused of murder, vanity, and evil crimes against humanity."-Andy Martin

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No, she is in my ventilation systems and in.. hmm.. moist areas!!!  roll
Must stop urinating and breathi..... (dies)
http://www.mold-kill.com/images/MKgen_rotate.gif
http://www.mold-kill.com/images/O3gen_anim_64.gif
AHH SHE IS ON MY CIELING!!!
http://www.mold-kill.com/images/mold.jpg

Destroyer of Worlds

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Quickly Mold, move to Guam, change your name to Bacteria, and start up a business as a coconut salesmen. Then, they can never find you! (Ha,I AM a genious.)

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You mean a "genius"? God, nothing is better than when people misspell that word in reference to themselves.  big_smile

But yes! I think I shall grab my cousin Mildew and take your advice.

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You mean a "genius"? God, nothing is better than when people misspell that word in reference to themselves.  big_smile

But yes! I think I shall grab my cousin Mildew and take your advice.

Yeah well, I guess I am just really smart then, instead of a genious, lol tongue .

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For what it's worth, I think you're a genious!  big_smile

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For what it's worth, I think you're a genious!  big_smile

First time someone has told me that, lol.

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The odor of mold indicates there are thousands of live mold spores floating in the air. 
These spores may be breathed in and cause illness, or aggravate pre-existing respiratory conditions.

haha

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After reading this I decided to go out and buy 10 of the Mold-Kill XT-28000's. Be afraid Mold. Be very afraid

Oh I walk around the corner and I walk around the block and I walk right into a donut shop.

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well funny

[img]http://www.buckleshop.com/images/q190e.jpg[/img]
[img]http://www.kinomarkt.ch/BilderFlaggen/Hfc092.jpg[/img]

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Such a tacky site...

"We must face the fact that the preservation of individual freedom is incompatible with a full satisfaction of our views of distributive justice."

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ummmmmmmmmm.......

I really don't do much. I play video games and ummmm... sleep.

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No, she is in my ventilation systems and in.. hmm.. moist areas!!!  roll
Must stop urinating and breathi..... (dies)



Mold found a nice home in my closet. The spores are a problem,
*coughs up blood and dies*

I really don't do much. I play video games and ummmm... sleep.