1 Topic by Ordeghja9

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Topic: A problem with my Mother

I have an honest Problem. I masturbate about 7 or 8 times a week. You would think my Mom would leave me be when I do it. Bu no... She does nothing but watch me.. She just sits there watching me. Once she tried to touch it but I told her no. Hell she even once offered to strangle me as I did it. THough I almost took her up on her offer I dont know what to do. Does anyone have any advice for me?

2 Reply by Zerodyme Kyupura

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Re: A problem with my Mother

Cut off your dick and send it to Fireborn. He'll have it sent to a taxidermist to be preserved so he can stick it to his wall.

Zerodyme is a ghost. You don't know he's there until he's cut you. As your hands fall off and your torso splits, the last thing you'll think is, "Oh, fuck! Zerodyme was here!"

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3 Reply by Fireborn

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Re: A problem with my Mother

i'll stick it in more places than my wall

I don't question my sexuality, my sexuality questions me.
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4 Reply by ( narcosis )

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Re: A problem with my Mother

Stick it in her pooper.

It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.

5 Reply by Zerodyme Kyupura

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Re: A problem with my Mother

As Narc gets right to the point, as always... Kudos.

Zerodyme is a ghost. You don't know he's there until he's cut you. As your hands fall off and your torso splits, the last thing you'll think is, "Oh, fuck! Zerodyme was here!"

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6 Reply by Fireborn

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Re: A problem with my Mother

Wasnt thinking about her pooper.. was thinking about mine.. but thats a completely different story all together.


I don't question my sexuality... My sexuality questions me...

I don't question my sexuality, my sexuality questions me.
Self Gratification is God's greatest gift to man.
Single Male looking for a Female... My standards are 8 to 80, blind crippled or crazy... occasionally fat and lazy...

7 Reply by Crovax

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Re: A problem with my Mother

Wait a minute, I wasnt Fireborn's first?

Bah! I always get stuck with damaged goods...

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