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Topic: My Monkey

On a recent trip to the African jungles I encountered a monkey. I named him Whiteglove. We had some...intimate relations, so I brought him home with me. It tooks weeks of training to get him to suck my dick just the way I like it, with no teeth imbedded. I can't help but get a raging boner when I think of the feeling if my tube steak entering his crusty love hole...I believe I just spurted all over my monitor...

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Re: My Monkey

I'll gladly borrow that monkey from you for awhile.

I don't question my sexuality, my sexuality questions me.
Self Gratification is God's greatest gift to man.
Single Male looking for a Female... My standards are 8 to 80, blind crippled or crazy... occasionally fat and lazy...

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Re: My Monkey

Wow...psthathe anohwe yekhure ynkheqhoma.

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Re: My Monkey

"Wow... that's one lucky monkey."

It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.

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Re: My Monkey

Haha...Whiteglove.

Zerodyme is a ghost. You don't know he's there until he's cut you. As your hands fall off and your torso splits, the last thing you'll think is, "Oh, fuck! Zerodyme was here!"