[ Closed ] War between Canada and Mexico...

mexico kicks ass they make tequila of course theyre gona win.

i mean how hard can it be to kill a buncha canadians..

Mexico, would get drunk whit Tequila, and will not have a single clue what is happening.  8)

Canadians, would wear their red dresses, and get killed by the mexican bulls. 

U.S.A, would send a Neuclear bomb, to mexico, and blow up everything between the Mexican Gold and the Ice Water.   

And we in europe, and a big part of Asia and whole Africa lives happy and satsified.. coz Canada were the Terros, right?

Heh, i mean, if they are as stupid as Muff, they would yust yell "You filthy...", and they would yust been blown away by the drunk Mexicans, so i say, NO ONE WINS!.. at least not between thoose 3 ^^

what did you expect from such a terrible thread?

Hehe have you guys ever seen that movie: Canadian Bacon? Its very hilarious, especially while the 2 Americans are running through a crowd of Canadians pushing em over and stomping on em all the while the Canadians are saying "Sorry!" Its great. 

What we've got here is a fat bunch of ethnocentrists.

blah i hate you all i bet none of u know how to satisfy a woman either!

Are you on crack?  The terrorists hate all of western culture, even canada.  And teh Brits are America's big brothers.  They'll back us up.  The only reason Britain ever has to not go along with us is their bitchy, self-serving wife, France.

This would NEVER happen anyway.  Canada is our little drinking buddy to the north, and mexico watches our kids and washes our dishes while we're at work.  If they ever wanted to go to war with eachother, we'd sit them down with some liquor and some nachos, say "Hey, essay" to mexico and "What's this all aboot, eh?" to canada and it would be settled before it ever began.

Jesus.  I just realized how racist that sounded.

I like Canada, I really do, but they could never win a war with anyone.  They don't even have an army, just a bunch of guys the American Army uses to calibrate their weapons.

I beg to differ. The United Nations would fall a part if Canada atatcked anyone. Why? Well first of all if Canada was to attack anyone it would because they did some sort of thing to piss Canada off. On this happening The United States would full support and back Canada and we would have troops in along side them. Britian and S. Korea would soon follow.

Ok keep reading.. this is where it gets complicated..

Since the rest of the UN hates the US it would not be considered a UN Coalition! Bare with me.. Now.. Germany if you remember has been allies with Mexico since World War I. So Germany would have no choice but to put there troops in Mexico to stop it. Now France has been buddy buddy with Germany for a long time now they would supply Mexico with troops also. This leaves Russia out in the cold as of now!

Now the UN is completely in shambles at this point and the US pulls out.. The fact that the US would pull out of the UN would basically make the UN powerless. Soon after Britian, Canada, and S. Korea would follow. Then the rest would fall out. The US and allied parties would soon create their own orginization and Germany and its allies would soon make their own.

By this time we have a mess on our hands. North Korea joins in with Germany. North Korea instantly invades S. Korea passing through the DMZ multiple ways. S. Korea has to withdraw troops from Mexico to defend. British troops would soon withdraw to fend off France and Germany. French and German troops would be pulled out quickly because Mexico is a lost cause with the US and Canada invading. Mexico would be occupied within days after that.

The United States would then ship im guessing about 50 to 100 thousand troops to S. Korea to help the S. Korean counter invasion. Russia would join the war, joining the US. China would join Germany's side because of its support of North Korea. China would send troops to N. Korea and would battle with Russia on its borders. Austraila would already be in the war but would have little to no troop comitment until now, in which it would move into S. Korea and battle along side them. With more US support.

The United States in this entire deal would have already invaded France and had itself a major landing point in Europe. Germany would have conquered all the way up to Russian borders. Russia would have forces battling Germany at the borders. Germany would have troops fighting along side France(thats a surprise) but the US and British troops would be to much and would push into France. AT this point France would already be out of the war and it would be just Germany with a few French resistance troops. Germany would retreat to its borders and Fight two Fronts on the War but would over powered by US and British troops. At this time US and Allies would poor troops into S. Korea and Russia and invade China from the North and Invade N. Korea from the South and after North Korea fell quickly we would push pass the Yalu river into China.

At this point the nearly the entire Middle East is at war with us and we already have US troops  and Ally troops occupying most of the troublesome spots. China will put up a big fight but would be no match for the US and allies and would be occupied completely.

This is all pending we don't nuke the fuck out of each other and destroy the world.

So.. in closing.. Canada would win.

No one would win! (Read on, I know its long, but bear with me) Mainly because Canada would send the famed Canada Goose legion to cover America with poo, and we all know how deadly that toxic shit is.

But also, I think it is the other way around with border crossings. For every one american that crosses the mexican border, 10 of them filter in through ours.  And the ones that go to Mexico get mugged and shot anyway, so they don't count.  So you figure, all the Americans are dead now, so its just Canada and Mexico. Mexicans are immune to the poo of the Canada Goose, but they don't have any more lawns to mow since America has been destroyed, so they all go to Canada.  They overrun the place and mate with all the Canadians, making everyone Mexican-Canadian, and no one wins. Ain't that a bitch?

Oh, by the way...sorry for making you read all that.  Feel free to hate me now...sigh