The Angry German Kid plays Faldon! The Story!

Once uppon a time, there was a fat nerd named FAT'ONERD, also known as The Angry German Kid (AGK for short).

                                                                           Chapter 1 - The story begins!

One day, FAT'ONERD arrived home and went to his computer, rushing through the stairs and yelling "I AM GOING TO PLAY COMPUTER GAMES!". When he arrived to his room, he quickly kicks his bed and yells " I AM THE STRONGEST!", throwing his school backpack into the bed. His angry eyes search for the computer and then he rushes to the chair, sits and turns of the computer and his internet. While its computer is turning on, he yells "C'MON YOU STUPID COMPUTER! I DONT HAVE YOUR STUPID GAY LIFE!". After that he inserts his password and then after a long wait the desktop appears with a picture of a chick naked, and lots of installed games. After he deleted some junk of the computer he searched for a free online game and then BANG! faldon popped up! Confused, FAT'ONERD says "what is this game about? i guess i am going to play it!"

                                                                           Chapter 2 - The download begins!

After registering in the game, FAT'ONERD downloads Faldon, but because his internet is so slow it will take about 2 hours to download it. When FAT'ONERD notices the download will take 2 hours, he yells "WHAT THE FUCK!? SO MANY TIME! I GUESS I AM GOING TO WATCH SOME NAKED CHICKS!!!!!".... After 2 long hours of porn and masturbing, the angry german kid starts to install faldon.... and when the install is complete, FAT'ONERD says "oh my god, this is so epic i am actually masturbing to this! i finnaly installed faldon!!!" * plays epic music*

                                                                          Chapter 3 - Let's play faldon!

Finnaly after waiting for the client to auto-update, FAT'ONERD writes his game info and then wonders "hummm... what name should i put for my character? OH OH OH! i know! what about Angry German?". After he created his character he screams "UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! This game is AWESOME!". Happy, FAT'ONERD clicks on Skewyrm and begis his adventure on the epic *cough cough* world of faldon!

                                                                           Chapter 4 - The leveling

After the first quest, FAT'ONERD decides to be a warrior and grabs his hunting knife and exits the city of valour to kill some mice, after he leveled to level 2, he yells "OH MY GOD! I AM SO THE BEST PLAYER IN FALDON!!!", happy he starts dancing and saying "who's the boss? WHO'S THE BOSS?!" but then a wolf arrives and FAT'ONERD starts attack the wolf yelling " DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE *breaths* DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" but then... *plays fail song* "Wolf has killed Angry German!"

                                                                           Chapter 5 - The RAGEEEEE!

Shocked, FAT'ONERD says "I, I, I died?!" and then a sudden yell is heard in his house "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! its impossible! i am the best player in faldon!!!!!!!" Angry, FAT'ONERD grabs his keybord and smashs it into the screen, damaging the keybord, plus the screen of course. Confused, he starts crying and says "i am the best one in Faldon... how was that possible?" but wait! FAT'ONERD makes an outstanding discovery! he can click the big red RESPAWN button and keep playing! FAT'ONERD is soooooo happy that he even grabs his chair and starts smashing into his bed yelling " OH YEAH! OH YEAH!"

                                                                           Chapter 6 - The level 100

After 1 month of no life, FAT'ONERD reaches level 100. Happy, he yells "I AM THE BEST.. NOW LETS GO RAPE SOME BRAZILIANS!". Being a bmage, FAT'ONERD was looking for new spells, when some brazilian noob arrived and said "fr33 st00f to I????". Angry, FAT'ONERD grabs his weapon and attack the brazilian, but the noob was stronger and killed FAT'ONERD. Suprised, FAT'ONERD finds that noob is *only* level 200. Angry, FAT'ONERD says "I AM OFF TO RAPE SOME DIRE WOLFS!"

                                                        Chapter 7 - The never ending story comes to an end~

1 year later, FAT'ONERD achieved level 400. FAT'ONERD then had a heart attack and died.

                                                                         THE END? NO! TO BE CONTINUED

Last edited by dartjat (August 25th, 2010 2:49 AM)