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Faldon

Height: 55 meters

Weight: 57,000 tons

Powers: Blue energy blast from nose and can create mirages of itself, also can replace one of those mirages with the real entity (further fooling its enemy), aurora from back and crab-like claws.

History: In the beginning, the TPC grew tired of how civilians failed to think positively when a monster rampages the city. Information began to leak out about sightings of monsters attacking the city, but strangely: a real monster does appear and it is able to create mirages of itself! The beast is known as Faldon and Ultraman Tiga finds it difficult to combat a creature that creates multiple-images of itself and is able to teleport between them, making it nearly impossible to figure out which one is the real one. The Commander of GUTS takes a daring move and reveals which one is the fake Faldon and this allows Ultraman Tiga to destroy the brute.

Fighting Power: ****

While not agile, Faldon is far from being average. Its unique ability to copy itself by creating mirages would greatly confuse any opponent it goes up against. That and to make the ability even better is Faldon is able to teleport between mirages and make things even more confusing. Faldon is also a brute and can take physical blows. Up close, Faldon would try to clamp his claws around your throat or even hook the arms, making things difficult. Faldon is capable at deploying an energy blast from its nose, which is decent in damage making and would help even out the odds if necessary. Reason of why Faldon doesn't receive a "5" rating is because he isn't exactly too bright and isn't that fast. If you are able to figure out which mirage is just that, a mirage; and which monster really is Faldon, then defeating the monster isn't that hard for monsters that rival Faldon's own power rating and above.

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Well i guess as long as you find it funny then its fine..... :shock:

But i guess its like the old saying...Simple Things amuse Simple minds.... tongue

I'm opening up a shop that sells 13" rulers just so Fireborn stops complaining.

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:?:

So... what exactly was that

40,000 Americans are injured by toilets every year



2nd Gen. Faldon_Macro ~75% complete (woot!)

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Omg that IS too funny!!

Señor Grandes Cojones

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Pewp.

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http://www.geocities.com/godzillauniverse/Faldon.html
Im guessing he quoted it from this page.

Dont look down here, my message is up there.

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Powers: Blue energy blast from nose and can create mirages of itself, also can replace one of those mirages with the real entity (further fooling its enemy), aurora from back and crab-like claws.

I also get those powers after enough drinks.... :?

I'm opening up a shop that sells 13" rulers just so Fireborn stops complaining.

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no comment. (Wait, that doesn't make any sense... he posted...)

It is high time I put something intelligent here.

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At first I thought it was a dumbass post by.. a dumbass, but when I saw the geocities page I realized what he was referring to. Would have been helpful if he posted the site when saying that - so he did not get flamed to hell. But, thanks to Zammbafoobawakkacakkapookietookieoshkakoshka, not many will.

Destroyer of Worlds

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Zammbafoobawakkacakkapookietookieoshkakoshka

uh zammbi will just do fine.

Dont look down here, my message is up there.

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wink

Destroyer of Worlds

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8)

Destroyer of Worlds

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W00T teh triple post

Destroyer of Worlds

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HAH! I'm breaking your streak. Eat me