Topic: Oelja!!!
Oelja lae uoya dhyputhsa psejekhuohaghave! Aye thesuj theyjuot thathe uoya dhuorhwe khire emya ghnyeve ereja. Aye epoje uoya khile emea!
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Re: Oelja!!!
what?
I don't question my sexuality, my sexuality questions me.
Self Gratification is God's greatest gift to man.
Single Male looking for a Female... My standards are 8 to 80, blind crippled or crazy... occasionally fat and lazy...
Self Gratification is God's greatest gift to man.
Single Male looking for a Female... My standards are 8 to 80, blind crippled or crazy... occasionally fat and lazy...
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I don't question my sexuality, my sexuality questions me.
Self Gratification is God's greatest gift to man.
Single Male looking for a Female... My standards are 8 to 80, blind crippled or crazy... occasionally fat and lazy...
Self Gratification is God's greatest gift to man.
Single Male looking for a Female... My standards are 8 to 80, blind crippled or crazy... occasionally fat and lazy...
Re: Oelja!!!
I'm trying to crack the code of the Glockenpoo. Where I cannot figure out a word, I will use a blank space between brackets.
Oelja lae uoya dhyputhsa psejekhuohaghave! Aye thesuj theyjuot thathe uoya dhuorhwe khire emya ghnyeve ereja. Aye epoje uoya khile emea!
Translates to:
"Hello all you stupid [ ]! I just thought that you would like my [ ] [ ]. I hope you like me!"
Uoya hwoenkha thahwe Aye dhaiusa...
Translates to:
"You know what I said."
... I think. Oh. And he's located in your ass.
His language seems to be made up of reversed pseudo-phonetically spelled words, often beginning or ending with an unnecessary letter.
It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.
Re: Oelja!!!
Wow, you got it. Kudos. It just proves not everybody here is a complete moron.
.:Code to the language of Glockenpoo:.
1. Flip the word
2. Add h's after d's, k's, t's (still pronounced normally)
3. Change f's to ph's
4. Change s to ps when at the beginning of a word.
5. Change i's to y's.
6. Change b's to v's.
5. Add and change some vowels
Therefore, "You are a dirty bastard" changes to "Uoya erae u yethrydha dherathsava." (Pronounced "Oo-oy-ah er-eye oo ye-ter-ida der-ats-ava."
And, yes, I did come up with this myself, and have become rather adept at translating normal English to it.
Re: Oelja!!!
Clearly, you have too much time on your hands. 
It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.
Re: Oelja!!!
Not having a life must suck.
Modern cyberspace is a deadly festering swamp, teeming with dangerous programs such as''licensed Microsoft software'' that can take over your computer and render it useless.
Re: Oelja!!!
Yeah, it gets kinda boring after a while.
Zerodyme is a ghost. You don't know he's there until he's cut you. As your hands fall off and your torso splits, the last thing you'll think is, "Oh, fuck! Zerodyme was here!"